Top Five Facebook Felonies

I just came across this article on KMBC.com and thought it was funny enough to share. I’m sure we could all add a few of our own Facebook pet peeves to this list.

5. Not respecting the English language
If ur over da age of 16, don’t type like dis. K?

4. Entrapment
We’ve all seen them – passive-aggressive, cry for attention, cryptic status updates.

3. Public Indecency
In one word, oversharing. No one (besides you) really cares if your toddler pooped on the toilet for the first time.

2. Contributing to Delinquency of Friends Lists
We weren’t friends in high school, so WHY are you requesting to be my friend now?

1. Willful Unauthorized Distribution
I don’t want to be in your Mafia family, I don’t care about your Farmville crops, and I really don’t care which 1980’s Hit Song your latest quiz says describes your life.

Read the whole article here. What are your top Facebook pet peeves?